As you know I am a very helpful newfdoof and while the mini hoomans are in lock town me and the heffalump have been helping them wiv their home schooling.

We have been doing fizzicks - If the velocity of the hairy hippo's slobber is x then when will it hit subject y if the said mini hooman is running at speed z? I know it's complicated but we do practical sessions to explain.

We does maffmatics - If you have three cockeyed spangles and you take away three cockeyed spangles what have you got? - Yep some peace at last

We does the problem solving. At what height do the mini hoomans have to hold plates when leaving the kitchen so at to still have full plates when they get to the table. Is it;

a) Waist height

b) Head height

c) full stretch over their heads or

d) it doesn't matter cos we'll get you anyway.

Then we does the PE. To enter a room you must navigate past two sleeping newfydoofs by using very fast feet before they stand up just as you're over them. We've found this is really good exercise for the mini hoomans and has helped the big hoomans learn some new words.

Coming soon....gogroffey

Home heducation newfydoof stylee......you're welcomes