Cookie Bear

There was a Brown Newfie so cool.
She could cover her own face in drool
When people shrieked eww
You know what she’d do?
She’d shake it on them to be cruel

Monty Dogge

So you say you want a Newfydoof and I can see the reason why
You are looking at my picture thinking what a handsome guy
We’re loving, smart and kind and we really love to share
Slobber, mud and huge vets bills plus mountains of our hair…..