Anybody have the number for Dragons Den?

Last night me and the hairy hippo came up with a new game. Now that she has recovered from her Cruciate ligament rupture Cookie is allowed by on the sofa and last night when dad was watching the TV she lay down next to him. I was in me usual place on the floor next to the sofa when she decided to get down.

Since her leg operation she has actually got quite sensible and when she gets down she kind of slides off. Try to picture a hooge brown hairy seal slipping off it's floating ice bed into the sea and it's like you're right there in the room.

The trouble was that she slid straight on top of a sleeping ME. As she left the sofa her undercarriage came down and she was then kind of standing on me. Dad could only watch knowing that anything he did would make it worse and I could just see the panic as he imagined the upcoming vetandhairyman bills. So what's the new game I can hear you asking?.....

It's geriatric newfdoof twister. You just replace the smiles and laughter that usually go along with this fun activity and replace them with groans and grunts as we each tried to move a body part in that hope that we could get untangled. Eventually Cookie was off me and wandered back into the garden with no real harm done, just some aches and pains.

I've just sent some emails to Hasbro this morning and I may have to contact the patent people. I can feel my first million coming very soon....Geriatric Newfydoof Twister, there could even be a version for older hoomans. Remember you heard it here first folks.......Now what’s the number to dragons Den again?